Baltimora: Tarzan Boy



Baltimora looks like the kind of guy that would be LOST if you asked him about the Colts and whether or not they should have pulled their starters vs the Jets.


Bonnie Tyler: Total Eclipse of the Heart



Another song ruined by a movie. Everytime I hear this song, I sing the filthy version from "Old School."


Cyndi Lauper: Girls Just Want To Have Fun



You know you live in Indiana when you immediately recognize Cyndi Lauper and her dad (Capt Lou Albano) as being those people at the first ever WRESTLEMANIA!


Don Johnson: Heartbeat



Don Johnson (aka 'Crockett' from Miami Vice) made this terrible video back in the day. Philip Michael Thomas (aka 'Tubbs' from Miami Vice) made me a terrible Iced Tea as my server at T.G.I. Fridays last week.


Meat Loaf: I Would Do Anything For Love



Meat Loaf claims that he will do "Anything for love, but he won't do THAT!"...and "THAT" is watching an episode of "Glee."


Patrick Swayze: She's Like The Wind



For years I thought the lyrics were 'I feel her BREASTS in my face'...not BREATH.


Men Without Hats: Saftey Dance



Men without Hats, more like "Men without Talent!" Am I right? (Rimshot) Hi-oooooh!


Murray Head: One Night In Bangkok



I remember Murray Head's less successful follow-up single to this called "One Week in Mooresville."


Paul Simon: You Can Call Me Al



I think I speak on behalf of everyone when I say that 'old-school' Chevy Chase rules!!!


Rockwell: Somebody's Watching Me



I keep waiting for that uber-creepy stack of money with the eyeballs to jump out somewhere!


Taco: Puttin' On The Ritz



At some point in time, the following conversation took place:
VIDEO DIRECTOR: "Ok Taco, in THIS scene, at the 1:57 mark, you will have people in blackface dancing behind you!"
TACO: "Great, I can't see ANY REASON why that may be a problem."





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