Tight pants, tank top and a man perm.....the drummer from Aerosmith looks like Richard Simmons and AC Slater had a kid!
Bon Jovi: I'll Be There For You
A woman in Portugal claims she can see Jesus in Jon Bon Jovi's chest hair.
Bon Jovi: Livin' On A Prayer
Most people don't know this, but the reason this video is mainly in black and white is because the video budget was blown on Aqua Net Hair Spray and "PAM" cooking spray to help remove Richie Sambora's leather pants.
Bon Jovi: Wanted Dead or Alive
Soooo, the point of this song is that I am supposed to feel sorry for Bon Jovi becuase touring is rough? If you will excuse me, I need to go take my screaming kids to get a swine-flu shot, barely pay my mortgage and get up at 8am for work!....but yeah, it must suck to be Bon Jovi!!!
Bon Jovi: You Give Love A Bad Name
I wonder if that girl still has that 'BON JVI' license plate or if she has sinced changed to "CLAY AKIN"
Guns N Roses: Paradise City
Dear Axl Rose-
Tighty whiteys + groin sweat = People getting sick.
Guns N Roses: Sweet Child O' Mine
The Guns N' Roses frontman is Axl Rose. The word "Axl" is a dutch word meaning "HORRIBLE DANCER!"
Motley Crue: Smokin' In The Boys Room
Does lead singer Vince Neil know you can't wear white pants and pink lipstick after Labor Day?
Poison: Every Rose Has Its Thorn
If I were Pete Rose, I would demand this song be played everytime I walked into my Doctors Office!
Ratt: Round and Round
At the 2:25 mark the wall caves in and the "clean" guys from RATT jump in. If you can afford a butler, a tuxedo and expensive wine parties, why can't this guy afford better drywall for his roof?
Twisted Sister: We're Not Gonna Take It
I don't care if it's a music video, a funeral or Sunday church service, EVERYTHING is better if a ticked-off Neidermayer from "Animal House" shows up.
Van Halen: Why Can't This Be Love
Judging by Sammy Hagar's hair, he must have been going through a 'Greatest American Hero' phase in his life.
Warrant: Cherry Pie
At the 1:30 mark, it's nice to see Greta Van Susteren of Fox News make an appearance.
Whitesnake: Here I Go Again
The original script did not call for Tawny Kitaen to dance on Whitesnakes' car. It called for Mrs. Garrett from 'Facts of Life' to do it!
